There haven't been any updates of this page recently, owing largely to the fact that my computer here at work decided to go loco. I spent the intervening time sitting back with my feet on my desk, or else sneaking upstairs to use other folks' computers while they're away on lunch, or mysteriously absent (I'm sure there are legitimate reasons behind these absences, it's just that I can't remember the last time there was a full complement of staff in the office, and I've gotten sick of asking where they are, because the usual answer is, "I dunno. London?")

I also thought that I should get my act together and update more often, because I met someone recently who told me that they regularly read this page. Without dwelling too much on possible reasons for wanting to read this regularly, it's sufficient to say that this person does not like their job. So, if for noone's benefit but their's, I'll endeavour to regulate my outbursts.