I was recently speaking to someone about the wonderful game of my youth, Top Trumps. Sadly, their own childhood was devoid of this splendid game, not to mention that particularly nifty Astronomical edition that I had. Nerdy indeed, you might say, but do you know the names of Neptune's moon, and the killing power of the fictional monsters that live thereon?

Anyway, imagine my surprise and delight when I happened upon Cunt Trumps, a game where the annoying are pitted against each other in a fight to the death. I was particularly pleased to see Ronan Keating in there, and surprised at the leniency with which Gazza is dealt.