Prompted by Eoghan's dubious linking of himself and Samuel L Jackson, I feel I should tell my own tale of brushes with Hollywood royalty. On a number of occasions while drinking in Neary's on Chatham Street, I saw that scruffy little gent who played one of the henchmen to Tony Doyle's character in Ballykissangel (seen here on the left). Starring in the same series was none other than the Gaelic Gigolo himself, Colin Farrell. So, by the use of simple syllogism, I now stand to make millions of dollars, several dodgy movies, and hordes of illegitimate children with monobrows.