OK, you can now contact me with your comments, threats, gripes and hummus recipes by clicking on the link in the, well, Links section.

Just when my humble page gets moving, I am usurped by that damn science geek Conor Laver. For those of you who haven't seen it, his page is here and is very nice indeed, putting me to shame with his mountain climbing and what-not.

It appears that while moseying around one of Saddam Hussein's old palaces, some troops found "lava lamp standards in the shape of pneumatic women...they flanked a painting of a topless and coyly airbrushed blonde who was gazing admiringly at a strangely familiar moustached man wrestling a crocodile". This is the kind of war coverage we could use more of.